Joke Of The Day.

Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT.
I refr to the recent death of the accountant at your office and I
hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment. I get a reply that there is no
vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no
excuse because while i was in my hometown for holidays. I heard the
good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the
funeral to be sure that he was truely dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary proof of
vacancy. You cant't swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,
Yours truely.
Akpos.